Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Last decision??
-No.
*What?
-It can’t be
*R u sure?
-Am I sure? Of course I’m, I’m sure of it as I’m sure of the sun that burned my face…
*Well then, no words left to say
-Good then…
*That’s it?
-What?
*That’s all what u r going to say “good then??”
-What does u want me to say?
*Well like I’ll think about it??
-Well I’m not going to think about something small like that.
*SMALL LIKE THAT??? What r u talking about it’s a decision that will affect the rest of our lives…
-Well not from my point of view.
*Tell me your POV please then…u r acting like a philosopher now
-I simply don’t think it’s a life or death decision… it’s just something we r going to buy, that’s all
*Hmmm….. Something that will stay with us for the rest of our life, we will be in relation with for the rest of our life.
-Oh, u get so attached to stuff, I hate that about u ….
*Well that’s a good thing we should take care of.
-Listen, that’s the last thing I’m going to say, ok?
*Ok…
-We r not buying this cups.
*Last decision???
*What?
-It can’t be
*R u sure?
-Am I sure? Of course I’m, I’m sure of it as I’m sure of the sun that burned my face…
*Well then, no words left to say
-Good then…
*That’s it?
-What?
*That’s all what u r going to say “good then??”
-What does u want me to say?
*Well like I’ll think about it??
-Well I’m not going to think about something small like that.
*SMALL LIKE THAT??? What r u talking about it’s a decision that will affect the rest of our lives…
-Well not from my point of view.
*Tell me your POV please then…u r acting like a philosopher now
-I simply don’t think it’s a life or death decision… it’s just something we r going to buy, that’s all
*Hmmm….. Something that will stay with us for the rest of our life, we will be in relation with for the rest of our life.
-Oh, u get so attached to stuff, I hate that about u ….
*Well that’s a good thing we should take care of.
-Listen, that’s the last thing I’m going to say, ok?
*Ok…
-We r not buying this cups.
*Last decision???
LMAO... JOKES
1. A foolish man tells a woman to Stop talking, but a Wise man tells her that she looks extremely Beautiful when her Lips are CLOSED.
2. One Good way to Reduce Alcohol consumption
Before Marriage = Drink whenever you are SAD
Affter Marriage = Drink whenever You are HAPPY
3. Three FASTEST means of Communication.
a. Telephone.
b. Televisionc.
c. Tell to woman
4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
5. Lets us be generous like this:
Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an Elephant coming towards them.
Ant 1 says: we should Kill him.
Ant 2 says: NO, let us break his leg alone.
Ant 3 says: NO, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says: NO, we will Leave him because he is Alone and we are FOUR
6. If you do NOt have a girlfriend - You are missing SOME thing in Your life.
If You have a girlfriend You are missing eveything in your life.
7. Question: When do You CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE
Answer : On their Marriage.
8. When Your life is in Darkness, pray GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness,Even after you pray, if U r still in Darkness please PAY ELECTRICITY BILL.
9. Why Indian Government do not allow a man to marry 2 Woman.
Because per Constitution You can not be Punished twice for the same mistake,
10- 3 Easy ways to die:
Take a Cigar daily = You will die 10 years early.
Drink Whiskey daily = You will die 30 years early.
Love Someone Truly = You will die daily.
2. One Good way to Reduce Alcohol consumption
Before Marriage = Drink whenever you are SAD
Affter Marriage = Drink whenever You are HAPPY
3. Three FASTEST means of Communication.
a. Telephone.
b. Televisionc.
c. Tell to woman
4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
5. Lets us be generous like this:
Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an Elephant coming towards them.
Ant 1 says: we should Kill him.
Ant 2 says: NO, let us break his leg alone.
Ant 3 says: NO, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says: NO, we will Leave him because he is Alone and we are FOUR
6. If you do NOt have a girlfriend - You are missing SOME thing in Your life.
If You have a girlfriend You are missing eveything in your life.
7. Question: When do You CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE
Answer : On their Marriage.
8. When Your life is in Darkness, pray GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness,Even after you pray, if U r still in Darkness please PAY ELECTRICITY BILL.
9. Why Indian Government do not allow a man to marry 2 Woman.
Because per Constitution You can not be Punished twice for the same mistake,
10- 3 Easy ways to die:
Take a Cigar daily = You will die 10 years early.
Drink Whiskey daily = You will die 30 years early.
Love Someone Truly = You will die daily.
Saturday, July 26, 2008
A day away....
Yesterday we went to a plae near by Köping "thanks to Elke and Malin" this place called Gruppen and its an old mine for iron and ow its full with water but it was nice place we went swimming and spend sometime there even we got lost but we found the way back home.
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Promo Alm Rosas
جس الطبيب خافقي
وقال لي :
هل هنا الألم؟
قلت له نعم
فشق بالمشرط جيب معطفي
وأخرج القلم
هز الطبيب رأسه
ومال وابتسم
وقال لي:
ليس سوى قلم
فقلت: لا يا سيدي
هذا يد، وفم
رصاصة ، ودم
وتهمة سافرة تمشي بلا قدم
الشاعر : أحمد مطر
Monday, July 21, 2008
IKEA
On Sunday we "me, Anta, Robert, and Alex" went to a place near våstäres to watch the dogs race it was fun, after we finished we went to IKEA to get some staff for the home.
Santa declare war on U.S.A
I read it on one of the sites and i was laughing so hard, read and u'll know what does the word CONFIDENCE mean....
Hello Mr. Clinton," a heavily accented voice says."This is Santa Singh down in Chandigadh, Punjab. I amringing to inform you that I am officially declaring war on you!"
"Well, Santa Singh," Bill replies, "This indeed is importantnews! Tell me, how big is your army?"
"At this moment in time," says Santa Singh after a momentscalculation, "There is myself, my cousin Banta Singh, my next door neighbour Gurjinder and the entire Kabbadi team from the Village. That makes 8!
"Bill sighs and says, "I must tell you Santa Singh that I have 1million men in my army waiting to move on my word."
"OK," says Santa Singh. "I'll have to ring you back!"Sure enough,
the next day Santa Singh calls back.
"Right Mr.Clinton, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some equipment!"
"What equipment would that be, Santa Singh?" Bill asks.
"Well, we have 2 combine harvesters, a bulldozer and Gill'stractor from the farm."
Once more Bill sighs and says, "I must tell you Santa Singh that I have 50,000 tanks, 2000 mine layers,10,000 armored cars and my army has increased to 1 and a half million since we last spoke."
"I'll be dogged!" says Santa Singh. "I'll have to ring you back!"Sure enough,
Santa Singh calls again the next day.
"Right Mr.Clinton, the war is still on! We have managed to getourselves airborne! We've gotten out old Govind's cropsprayer with a couple of rifles in the cockpit and theHockey team has joined us as well!"
Once more Bill sighs and says "I must tell you Santa Singh that I have 4000 bombers and 8000 high maneuverability attack planes and my military installations are surrounded by laser guided surface to air missiles and since we last spoke, my army has increased to 2 million."
"Oh cripes," says Santa Singh. "I'll have to ring you back."
Santa Singh calls again the next day. "Right Mr. Clinton, I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war."
"I'm very happy to hear that," says Bill. "Why the suddenchange of heart?"
"Well," says Santa Singh, "We've all had a chat and to be sure, there's no way we can cope with 2 million prisoners of war."
Hello Mr. Clinton," a heavily accented voice says."This is Santa Singh down in Chandigadh, Punjab. I amringing to inform you that I am officially declaring war on you!"
"Well, Santa Singh," Bill replies, "This indeed is importantnews! Tell me, how big is your army?"
"At this moment in time," says Santa Singh after a momentscalculation, "There is myself, my cousin Banta Singh, my next door neighbour Gurjinder and the entire Kabbadi team from the Village. That makes 8!
"Bill sighs and says, "I must tell you Santa Singh that I have 1million men in my army waiting to move on my word."
"OK," says Santa Singh. "I'll have to ring you back!"Sure enough,
the next day Santa Singh calls back.
"Right Mr.Clinton, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some equipment!"
"What equipment would that be, Santa Singh?" Bill asks.
"Well, we have 2 combine harvesters, a bulldozer and Gill'stractor from the farm."
Once more Bill sighs and says, "I must tell you Santa Singh that I have 50,000 tanks, 2000 mine layers,10,000 armored cars and my army has increased to 1 and a half million since we last spoke."
"I'll be dogged!" says Santa Singh. "I'll have to ring you back!"Sure enough,
Santa Singh calls again the next day.
"Right Mr.Clinton, the war is still on! We have managed to getourselves airborne! We've gotten out old Govind's cropsprayer with a couple of rifles in the cockpit and theHockey team has joined us as well!"
Once more Bill sighs and says "I must tell you Santa Singh that I have 4000 bombers and 8000 high maneuverability attack planes and my military installations are surrounded by laser guided surface to air missiles and since we last spoke, my army has increased to 2 million."
"Oh cripes," says Santa Singh. "I'll have to ring you back."
Santa Singh calls again the next day. "Right Mr. Clinton, I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war."
"I'm very happy to hear that," says Bill. "Why the suddenchange of heart?"
"Well," says Santa Singh, "We've all had a chat and to be sure, there's no way we can cope with 2 million prisoners of war."
I'll revise [[wikimaina2008]]
First I was afraid,
I was petrified.
kept thinking I could never write with wiki style guide
I spent so many nights wondering what I had done wrong
so far along,
I thought my writing was so strong
but now I'm back
from that namespace
I just logged in to find u here and now my article 's replaced
I should have wiped my usertalk
i should have fought that CSD
If I had thought just one second u'd be back to bother me
so go on now!
Revert away!
just go patrol now
cause this one could be a GA
weren't u the one who tried to speedy my new page
u thought I'd crumbleu thgouht I'd fly into a rage
oh no not!!!
I'll reviseas long as I know how to source my page will stay alive!
I'll do as I've been told
I'll be calm and I'll be bold
and I'll revise
I'll revise
It took all the skills i had,just to write this part
kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my stubby start
and I wrote oh-so-many rants just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
now I just post on ANI
and u see me
no longer new
I'm not that clueless little newbie still just flaming u
and so felt like logging in
just expecting to delete
now I'm saving all my edits for someone to help complete
oh and I
I'll revise
as long as I know how to source my page will stay alive
I'll do as I've been told
I'll be calm and I'll be bold
and I'll revise
I'll revise
I'll revise
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
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